Bigfoot made a bad decision t-shirt

Bigfoot thought eating a jack-o’-lantern on Halloween was a perfectly reasonable decision—after all, it was a pumpkin, and pumpkins are food. Unfortunately, he failed to consider three important details: the pumpkin had been sitting on a porch all night, it was carved into a face, and it had been decorated with candle wax, dirt, and enough mystery goo to make even a raccoon suspicious. One bite was all it took for Bigfoot to realize that just because something looks like dinner doesn’t mean it is dinner. By midnight, he was hiding behind a tree with a stomachache, wondering why he hadn’t simply stolen the candy like everyone else. Bigfoot learned an important Halloween lesson that night: bad decisions make good stories—but they make terrible snacks.

Share your Bigfoot story with this comfortable t-shirt that comes in multiple colors and sizes.