Bigfoot's chili incident T-shirt

Bigfoot had eaten plenty of strange things during his many years in the wilderness, but nothing prepared him for his first bowl of homemade chili. Coming across an empty campground where a steaming pot of chili was cooking over an open fire, Bigfoot made the classic mistake of assuming that if one bowl was good, three bowls would be even better. He piled on extra chili, added hot peppers for good measure, and dug in with the enthusiasm of a creature who had never met a spice he couldn't handle. An hour later, Bigfoot discovered that his confidence had greatly exceeded his chili tolerance. He spent the rest of the evening sweating, gulping water, and making frequent trips behind the bushes.  All the time, Bigfoot spent wondering why anyone would willingly make food that fought back. From that day forward, Bigfoot followed one simple rule: when trying chili for the first time, start small—because your stomach may not be as brave as you are.

For the guy who knows chili and consequences don't always mix.