Wandering Bigfoot Solo Life T-Shirt

Bigfoot has spent the majority of his life alone, and honestly, he wouldn't have it any other way. While most people seem to need constant conversation, crowded parties, and someone texting them every five minutes, Bigfoot prefers the peaceful sounds of the forest, a comfortable spot beneath the trees, and a long day without seeing another human being. He's not lonely—he's an introvert, and there's a big difference. Bigfoot enjoys his own company, takes his time, avoids unnecessary small talk, and considers disappearing into the woods without saying goodbye to be perfectly acceptable social etiquette. Every once in a while he enjoys the company of a friend (other cryptids and the little green alien), but after a few hours he's usually ready to head back into the wilderness and recharge.  When he needs to attract some attention, he goes about banging logs onto trees.

Bigfoot doesn't hate people; he just likes them best when they're many miles away.

This comfortable t-shirt comes in multiple colors and sizes.  Buy one today!