Bigfoot is Unplugged T-Shirt

Bigfoot believes humans should leave their technology behind when they visit the forest, because the whole point of getting away from civilization is to actually get away from civilization. He watches hikers staring at their phones while walking past towering trees, rushing streams, wildlife, and spectacular views, and wonders why anyone would travel all that way just to stare at a tiny glowing screen. To Bigfoot, the forest is meant for listening to birds, feeling the breeze, watching the clouds, and occasionally wondering whether that noise behind you was a squirrel or something considerably hairier. He isn't against technology—he just thinks there should be a time and place for it. Put down the phone, look around, and enjoy the wilderness; if Bigfoot wanted to watch you scroll through social media, he'd move to the city.

This comfortable t-shirt comes in multiple sizes and colors.